Ghost

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect)

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

(Source: theclassyfedora)

awwww-cute:

My black lab puppy met a fawn

awwww-cute:

My black lab puppy met a fawn

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

(Source: bloodgulchalpha)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)

Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

(Source: itskaiii)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars)

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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